The Replacements Customer

Tape's rolling......O.K.
(I'm in love with the girl who works at the store
where I'm nothing but a ...)
Customer
I'm a customer
I'm a customer
I'm a customer

How about cigarettes?
I'll take sugarless
You sell waterbeds?
I'm a customer
I'm a customer
I'm a customer

Yeah, can I get change?
Where're the twinkies?
What's on sale?
I'm a customer
I'm a customer
I'm a customer
I love you

BACKWARDS: I don't give a fuck, that's it.