Guided by Voices Rhine Jive Click

Crowded gymnasiums, no shortage of knockouts
And a country dance sellathon
Overworked spines, all efforts considered

But not before the prize is posted
The king-sized electric institute
Is proud to prevent
“Dazzling Rhine Jive Click
And His Up-and-coming Bombardiers”
All fuckin’ right
Hottest axe in a million years