Reel Big Fish Say Ten

All the vegans in the house
(the vegans, the vegans)
All the vegans in the house
(all the vegans, the vegans)

She's not eatin' bacon, not eatin' sausage,
And she won't eat eggs,
Not eatin' chicken, not eatin' turkey
She won't have a steak,

But I just can't help feelin' sorry
For this poor little lettuce head
You know, i can't stop cryin'
'cause I know this broccoli's dead

Vegetarian? I'm not a vegetarian,
Vegetarian...She's a ..
Vegetarian

Poor little cow, little sheep, little fish
How can I sleep? When carrots are bleedin'
Plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry,
You say "It's not so bad, they're only
vegetables", that's what you said
Maybe i'm a murderer, but i'm hungry
and they're better off dead.

Vegetarian? I'm not a vegetarian,
Vegetarian...She's a ..

Save a plant, eat a cow,
I want beef, I want it now!
I'm gonna eat it cause it's red!
I'm gonna eat it cause it's dead!
Maybe I should eat it raw
Let the blood run down my jaw
I'd eat people if it was legal,
i'd eat people if it was legal!