The Kingsmen The Jolly Green Giant

THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT The Kingsmen (based on the Olympics' "Big Boy Pete", In duh valley of duh jolly... (Ho - ho - ho) Heard about the Jolly Green Giant (potatoes) He stands there laughin' with his hands on his hips He's so big and mean (artichoke hearts) And then he hits you with a can of beans He lives down there in his valley (Brussels sprouts) The cat stands tall and green (spinach) And that's why the cat's so mean Well, he ain't no prize, and there's no women his size One day he left His valley pad I mean to say This cat was mad Now listen 'round He wasn't gone long And then he ran into an Amazon He had never seen such a beautiful sight (corn) And she looked at him Well, he looked at her Well, this changed his whole complexion (broccoli) He looked at her Thought, "what a dilly" And she almost passed out from fright This was something He had never sensed He touched her once She slapped him silly He looked at her As she commenced Now listen, pal This ain't no fluke I can't see goin' with a big green kook" You've heard about the Jolly Green Giant (eggplant) Don't let his troubles cross your mind (celery stalks) The cat was color-blind He couldn't get Sally, so went back to his valley MUSIC TO FADE