Atom and His Package
1 (Lord, It's Hard to Be Happy When You're Not) Using the Metric System
3 Bloody Lip
1 He Kissed Me (Nice and EZ)
3 If You Own the Washington Redskins You're A Cock
3 Possession (Not the One by Danzig)
3 Pumping Iron for Enya
3 Punk Rock Academy
4 Snowshoe BBQ
4 The Palestinians Are Not the Same Thing as the Rebel Alliance, Jackass
5 Undercover, Funny
2 What WE Do on Christmas


1 (Lord It's Hard to Be Happy When You're Not) Using the Metric System
1 180 lbs.
1 80's Bastard
1 After School Special Stands for ASS
1 Alpha Desperation March
3 Anarchy Means I Litter
2 Atari Track and Field/New Controller Conspiracy
1 Atom & His Package
1 Atom & His Package (Rock version)
1 Atom and His Package
3 Avenger
1 Avenger (Rock version)
1 Before My Friends Do
1 Books My Dog, the Box, Brian Sokel, & Me
1 Break Down the Walls
1 Chris and His Connor Whom I Already Love
4 Collateral Damage
1 Connor, Welcome
2 Cross Country Atom and His Package Tour Via Bicycle
1 Dear Atom, You Do Not Want Children. Love, Atom
2 Does Anyone Else in This Room Want to Marry His or Her Own Grandmother?
1 For Aliza, Whenever She May Sleep
1 For Franklin
1 Fraudulent
2 Friend, Please Stop Smoking
1 Getaway Car
2 Goalie
2 Going to Georgia
2 Happy Birthday General
4 Happy Birthday Ralph
1 Hats Go Off to Halford
2 Hats Off to Halford
1 He Kissed Me (Dancy Pants version)
2 He Kissed Me (Rock version)
2 Head (She's Just A)
1 Head (She's Just A...)
1 Head (She's Just A...) (Rock version)
1 Head Gone Vertical
1 Head of Septa, Nose of Me
2 Head With Arms
1 I, Professional Gambler
2 I'm Downright Amazed (at What I Can Destroy With Just a Hammer)
3 I'm Downright Amazed at What I Can Destroy With Just a Hammer
1 Intro
2 It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib
1 Jenny S.
3 Karpathia
2 Lying to You
1 Mark Scott
2 Martha Is Flanged Like a Hippo
1 Matt Werth Speaks
2 Me and My Black Metal Friends
2 Meatball
1 Mind's Playin' Tricks on Me
1 Mind's Playing Tricks on Me
2 Mission 1: Avoid Job Working with Assholes
2 Mustache T.V.
1 No Head
1 No Way DNA
1 Nutrition
1 Open Your Heart
1 Out to Everyone
1 P.P. (Doo-Doo)
1 Pat and Atom are Friends
1 People in this Computer Lab Should Shut the Hell Up
2 Philadelphia
1 Punk Rock Academy (live)
1 Reset the Crotchelator
2 Scary Sloop
1 Sebastian in Nigeria
1 Seed Song
1 She's in the Bathroom and She's Shaking Me Till Tomorrow
2 Shopping Spree
1 Shopping Spree Introduction
1 Son of Poop and George
1 Sting Cannot Possibly Be the Same Guy Who Was In The Police
1 Thresholds to Adult Living
1 Tim Allen Is Not Very Funny
2 Trump
1 Twelve Years Old Forever
2 Undercover Funny
3 Upside Down From Here
2 Waiting Room
2 Well Fed Fucking Sequencer
2 Where Eagles Dare
2 Wonderman (Hammer Smashed Ball)
1 You Took Me By Surprise