Paul Whiteman & His Orchestra C-O-N-S-T-A-N-T-I-N-O-P-L-E (take 3)

C - O - N.
S - T - A - N - T - I – N.
O - P - L – E,
Constantinople.
Brrrrrrrrow,
Mr No-one No-one was the teacher in a school giving a lesson one afternoon.
Little Tommy Tomkins was the dunce and what a fool,
Didn't know which was the sun or moon.
Brrrrrrow,
Teacher said to Tommy Tomkins well,
See if you can sing this while you spell,
Constantinople,
C - O - N - S - T - A - N - T - I - N - O - P - L - E.
Constantinople,
It's as easy to say as saying your A – B – C.
C - O - N - S - T - A - N - T - I - N - O - P - L - E,
Show your flock now try your luck and sing it loud with me,
Constantinople.
C - O - N - S - T - A - N - T - I - N - O - P - L - E.
C - O - N com - S - T - A - N - T - I - N tense - O - P - L - E
Ah hah hah hah, Harry, what is this city your talking about,
What is this city I'm talking about?
Yes?
Constantinople.
Ah how do you spell it?
How do I spell Constantinople?
Yes.
Huh, I guess I'm talking about Rome.
Ah what a lad your spelling's bad, I'll give you your alphabetty.
A – B – C – D – E – F – G.
H – I – J – K – L – M – N.
O – P – Q – R – S – T – U.
V – W – X – Y – Zee,
Etcetera.
It should not be so hard to spell correctly,
Since I made you learn your alphabetty.
Constantinople.
Constantinople.
Constantinople,
C - O - N - S - T - A - N - T - I - N – O - pop - L – E