Flight of the Conchords Ladies of the World

2, 3

Just wanna do something special
For all the ladies in the world
(Oh, yes)
Just wanna do something special
For all the ladies in the world
(Is that possible)
And the girls
Don't forget them girls

Caribbean
(Ladies)
Parisian
(Ladies)
Bolivian
(Ladies)
Namibian
(Ladies)
Eastern Indochinan
(Ladies)
Republic of Domincan
(Ladies)
Amphibian
(Ladies)
Presbyterian
(Ladies)

Outta sight
(Amazin' ladies)
Late night
(Hard-workin' ladies)
Erudite
(Brainy ladies)
Hermaphrodite
(Lady-man ladies)

Oh, you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man ladies
With your sexy lady bits
And your sexy man bits, too
Even you must be into you, ooh-ooh

All the ladies in the world
I wanna get next to you
Show you some gratitude
By making love to you
(It's the least we can do)

If every soldier in the world
Put down his weapon
And picked up a woman
What a peaceful world this world would be

Redheads, not warheads
Blondes, not bombs
We're talkin' about
Brunettes, not fighter jets

Oh, it's got to be sweet sixteens, not M-16's
When will the government realize
It's got to be funky, sexy ladies

I have a vision, and all I can see
Is all of you with all of me
In a world of peace and harmony
Where every lady gets a little piece of Bretty

I've been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam
And a wham-bam, merci, danke, thank you, ma'am
I don't care if you're ugly, or you're skanky, or you're small
I just wanna do a little something special for you all

Just wanna do something special
For all the ladies in the world
(Oh, all the old ladies
All the clean ladies)
Just wanna do something special
For all the ladies in the world
(All the crazy ladies)
And the girls
(All the lazy ladies)
Don't forget them girls

(Ladies
Ladies)