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Well I've been a drag racer on LSD
And I rode bare-assed on top of the sphinx
I've even had a gorilla on the slopes of kismet
And man, that was fun for a while you bet but...

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Well I savoured many foreign kinds of delicacies Intoxicated till I can't tell what the hell I could see
Had all the violence and liquor within close reach
But all bars, pills and threeways lead me back to the beach and...

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That stuff will kill ya, it's loaded with fun
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Now they say that virtue is it's own reward
But when that surf comes in I'm gonna get my board
I got my own ideas about the righteous kick,
You can keep the rewards, I'd just as soon stay sick...

Bikini girls with machine guns
Bikini girls with machine guns
That stuff will kill ya, it's loaded with fun
Bikini girls with machine guns