Tenacious D Karate Schnitzel

[spoken]

[JB:] I'm hungy, I'm gonna go check the fridge. Where's my fuckin' schnitzel? Dude wake up. You stole my fuckin schnitzel.
[KG:] Whaaa!
[JB:] Dude you stole my schnitzel.
[KG:] What?
[JB:] You stole my fuckin' schnitzel.
[KG:] Well, you put it in there, it was in there, so it's a fair game, for anybody who wants to eat it.
[JB:] Yeah? Yeah? Well I guess this a fair game. WHA!
[KG:] OW! OW!
[JB:] Yeah that was a karate chop! You didn'y like it? Well KEEYAI!!
[KG:] OW! DAMNIT!
[JB:] KEEYAI!
[KG:] Ow!