Tarkio Helena Won't Get Stoned

I'm out on a bender
Drink too much I might get you
You're out on a bender too

Sleep through the morning
Sheets of mine invite me
You sleep through the morning too

And it's only right
You should stay the night
Or stay a month or two

But Helena won't get stoned
Helena won't get stoned
I think it's part of her Catholic education
Helena won't get stoned

For good measure these chains
I wear they chafe me
Just for pleasure sure

Our Lady of the Rockies
Sweet virgin bliss surround me
Sportin' walkie-talkies, yeah

You got your ears on baby
My soft old lady
Leave your past behind

But Helena won't get stoned
Helena won't get stoned
I think it's part of her Catholic education
Helena won't get stoned

And it's only right
You should stay the night
Or stay a month or two

But Helena won't get stoned
Helena won't get stoned
I think it's part of her Catholic education
Helena won't get stoned