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A Blank Computer Screen and a Room Devoid of Creative Thought  |
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A Funny Sample and Bad Guitar Loop Do Not a Song Make |
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A List of Subtle References That Have Gone Unnoticed |
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Afraid of Everything and So On (Including the Future and Knowledge of Self) |
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All I Want Is a Girl to Hug Me and Tell Me It's Going to Be Okay, So Basically, Someone to Lie to Me With a Straight Face |
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An Open Letter to Underground Music, Those Who Review It and Those Who Use It as a Symbol of Their Individuality |
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And If I Had No Real Job and No Mortgage Payment, Maybe I Could Also Sit Around Making Music All Day and Have a Release Every Other Month |
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And Into the Arms of Some Poor Indie Rocker the Path Led |
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And Then, Every Emo Band in the World Sank Into the Ocean, but Nobody Really Noticed |
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Anyone Who Names a Track "Anyone Who Names a Track So and So Can Kiss My Such and Such Ass Can Kiss My (Adjective) (Noun) Ass" Can Kiss My (Better Adjective) (Better Noun) Ass |
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Be Sure to Wear Baggy Pants and a Visor, Pussy |
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Catchers Mit Pussy |
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Community College as a Means to Commit Suicide |
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Dear ________, Thank You for Attempting to Never Talk to Me Again Again |
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Dear Underground Music (In General) |
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Don't Touch Me Unless You are Gonna Play With My Balls |
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Eff This Noise |
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First Chance I Get I Am Licensing This Track to a Car Commercial or Video Game, So Fuck You and Your No Sell Out, Anti-Establishment Posturing, or Some Such in Your Face Remark of That Sort |
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Four Thousand and One Desperate Attempts to Keep a Relationship Interesting |
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Fucking Child / Child Fucking |
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Girls Don't Like Me |
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He Didn't Know About Wind Velocity, but the Spoiler Represented Everything He Was About |
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Hollow Points for the Snitches |
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I Will Make Up for a Lifetime of Fucking Chicks Poorly by Having the Most Diverse CD Collection in the World |
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If I'm Not Sincere Enough, Please Let Me Know, and I Will Squint More |
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If Jesus Died for My Sins, Why Am I Filled With Shame and Regret |
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I'll Leave You Right Now and Not Think About It Twice, for a Few Days |
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I'm Gonna Fade This Track Out Just Like You Did Our Relationship |
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I'm Sorry I Couldn't Be the Person You Needed, I Mean It |
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I'm Working Out So I Can Fight Off the People That May Try to Prevent Me From Killing Myself |
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Intro (At Least Download the Instruction Manual Too) |
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Intro (Everyone's Favorite Joke Becomes a Joke to Himself) |
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Intro I Still Say That Regret Instruction Manual Issue 2 Was My Best Album and I Wish It Wasn't So Overlooked |
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I've Really Lost It Because This Shit Is Starting to Sound Like a Washed-Up, Half-Assed Fatboy Slim Ripoff With a Twelve Year Old's Sense of Humor |
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I've Really Lost It Because This Shit Is Starting to Sound Like Washed-Up, Half-Assed Fatboy Slim Ripoff With a Twelve Year Old's Sense of Humor. |
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Legacy of Stretch Marks, The |
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Like an Airbag, You Will Go Unappreciated Until Needed |
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Making Songs About Drinking Is Something Very Original and I Think It Will Expand My Musical Horizons Since I Have Never Made One Before |
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Mens Sana in Corpore Sano |
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My Age 16 Girlfriend |
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Outro (Failed Indie Rocker Gives Computers a Whirl) |
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Outro (We Met Upon the Level and Part Upon the Square) |
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Outro: Close Enough Only Counts in Horseshoes and My Music, and Could I Get Anymore Self Righteous |
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Playful Grin Versus Knowing Smile |
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Please Don't Stand Behind Me and Make Those Stupid Noises With Your Mouth That You Seem to Think Indicate to Me That You Are Thinking |
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Please Typeset This Document |
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Pointing Out Your Elitist Superiority Complex Through Your Track Titles. |
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Production Delays |
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Puncuation as an Expression of Affection |
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Self Handicapping Gunshot Wound to the Foot |
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Someday You Are Going to Have a Party, and I Will Make a Point to Come Poop All Over It So You Can Know How It Feels |
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Someone to Lay in Bed With and Watch Shitty Beta Movies |
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Soundtrack for Nonexistant/Imaginary Midwest Underground Hardcore Electronic Scene |
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That Last Song Blew |
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The Difference Between Reality and Delusion |
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The Last Self Indulgent Song Title Ever |
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There Are Still Some Fun Times to Be Had Between Us, Aren't There? |
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Things That Turn Into the Exact Opposite of What You Want |
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To Clarify, the Only Thing I Gained From This Relationship Was 15 lbs. |
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Tonight, Every Car Is Your Car |
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Tracking a Relationship Through Bank Statements |
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Untitled |
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We'll See What's So Funny When I'm Fucking Dead |
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When the Titles Become Disappointing |
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Wow, a New Release by My Favorite Idm Producer, Has It Been Two Weeks? |
