Stephen Lynch Best Friends Song

Mark: I like my toast buttered
Stephen: …and I'll take mine dry.

Mark: I dig the Beatles.
Stephen: I'm a Stones kinda' guy.

Mark: I have fine taste.
Stephen: …and I like things cheap.

Mark: I wanna stay up all night.
Stephen: I just wanna sleep… with your sister.

Mark: I love the sunshine
Stephen: …and I wanna nail your sister…

Mark: I like Julia Roberts movies.
Stephen: I just wanna eff the ess out of your sister…!
…and Mark you would rule
if you'd say its cool
I'd go pick her up
at her junior high school.
Yea your sister!
Yeah-ah-ah-ah…!
I wanna eff your sister!
I wanna eff her in the ay
and just cee all over her chin.
Well, I'd stick my fist in her vee…
and I'd move it around and then I'd move it to her ay hole
It'd be so effing great!
I'd nail her…!
I wanna eff your sister!