Jack Johnson Nice Car, Boy

I got a symbol in my driveway

I got a hundred million-dollar friends

I got you a brand new weapon

Let's see how destructive we can be



I got a brand new set of stencils

I been connecting all the dots

I got my plans in a zip-locked bag

Let's see how productive we can be



I got a lightbulb full of anger

I can switch it on and off

Situations they can be so bright

I can't believe how pathetic we can be



I got a perfect set of blueprints

I'm gonna build somebody else

Might cost a little more than money

But what's man without his wealth



I got a phos-florescent secret

Don't you tell nobody else

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