Planetoid Lord of This Asteroid

I defeated the insect queen for she simply could not control her mandibles
I
was almost destroyed until I seduced her out of the exoskeleton
I depleted the
airlock seal for it lifts me up and it spits you overboard
I am weary but
hereby swear that I will not rest 'till I own this asteroid

I'll be the lord
of this asteroid

For the record it's fine by me that a humanoid would
conduct this interview
I'll destroy anyone in my path as I work my way through
the cosmic underworld
I've been training since age thirteen to assassinate the
galactic overlord
I am weary but hereby swear that I will not rest 'till I own
this asteroid

I will be the usurper
I will be the interloper
I will be
your new messiah
I will be the ayatollah