10cc Don't Hang Up

Hello there, how have you been
I've called a million times, but to me you're never in
I know I never had the style or dash of Errol Flynn
But I loved you

I'm doing really well, I'm as happy as a lark
I've got a new apartment, it's as safe as Central Park
And if they ever mug me when I'm walking in the dark
Would you know

Don't hang up, don't hang up

Rolled up in my camera with the big cheese up above
I stumbled from my stag night to a never ending limousine

The band went la di da di da, and I got loady do di dodied
Lousy violins began to play, and I went no no no
And as the vol-au-vents exploded
I was walking down the aisle the other way

Don't hang up, don't hang up
Don't say, Oooh
Nobody's safe in our house

Leave me alone, but, but, but, but, but, please
Leave me alone, just a mo, a minute
I'm so alone

We had some honeymoon on itchy bedding
Scum buzzing round your busy body
Dumb waiters waiting, sweating, straining
All mass-debating my woman

We got a bum Guatemala pensione
Crumbling about our ears, Ole
Even the trash man he say

You got a dustbin romance, it's going down the drain
You got a low impedance, she's got a rocky terrain

You, you got a lot to learn
You, you got a lot to learn
A lot to learn about women
You got to learn about women, women
Lots to learn about women
We've both got a lot to learn

Surprise, surprise
There's a hell of a well in your eyes
Have we won the no Nobel Prize
Has the colour run out of our dyes

Surprise, surprise
There's a hell of a well in your eyes
When the barman said “What'cha drinking?”
I said marriage on the rocks

I know I never had the style or dash of Errol Flynn
But I loved you

Don't hang up
Don't hang up
Don't say ......