Capitol Steps

2 101 Damnations
3 401K
1 76 Bad Loans
2 76 Unknowns
1 A Few Good Men
1 A Leader Like Barack
1 A Loan Again
1 A Pint of Bush Light
1 A Sarah Palin Christmas
1 A Suburban Drone
1 A Tisket, a Casket
1 A Whole Newt World
1 A Yale Degree
1 Agent 2004
1 Ain't No Rumsfeld
1 Ain't No Surplus, Now It's Gone
2 Al and Bill Order a Little Chinese
1 Al is Alive
1 All We Got for Christmas Is a Tax Increase
2 Alle Quebecois
2 Always a Women's Room Line
1 American Pie
1 Angry Feminist Nursery Rhymes
1 Argentina
1 Aristocrats From the Cradle
2 Arreste Nudilis
1 Arrivederci, Cuomo
1 Atsa Lawyer
3 'Atsa Lawyer
1 Austin-Boston Rag
1 Away With the Manger
1 Barack Obama P.S.A.
2 Barackberry
1 Barackin' Around the Christmas Tree
1 Bein' Pope
1 Beverly Hills Candidate
1 Bibbity Bobbity Spew
1 Biden Time
1 Bill 'n' Dan's Draft Dodgin' Rag
1 Bill's Most Wonderful Time of the Year
2 Bill's Way
1 Birds Do It (But Technically, It Isn't Sex)
1 Blagojevich
1 Blame It on the Boss at NASA
2 Bob Dole's Millennial Moment
1 Bomb Bomb Iraq
2 Bomb Iran
4 Bomb Iraq
1 Bomb Tehran Tehran
3 Boris Alive
1 Boulevard of Broken Dean
1 Boys Just Wanna Have Fun
1 Boys Just Wanna Have Guns
1 Brain-Mouth Connection
2 Brand New Pair of Candidates
1 Braneater (Haulin' Oats)
1 Breakin' Knees is Hard to Do
1 Burger to Go
1 Buy, Buy American Pie
1 Bye, Bye, Big Bird
1 Cab Away
1 California Gay Men
2 Call 1-900-JESSEHELMS
1 Camel Lot
1 Cameroon
1 Can I Run Again
3 Can You Feel the Rub Tonight?
1 Candidate Rhapsody
1 Cane Drops Keep Fallin' on My End
1 Can't Get to a Church
1 Can't Love Helpin' that Man of Mine
2 Can't Wish You a Merry Christmas
1 Car Wars
2 Castro Convertible
1 Chap Who Threw His Two Shoes
1 Check My Calls From Wood of Holly
1 Cher the Power
1 Chewing the Fat
1 Christmas Wrapping
1 Chung Girl
2 Class of 2000
1 Clinton Blunderland
2 Clinton Thinks the French Have a Lot of Gaul
1 Conclusion ("Superfranticunproductivenothinglegislation" - reprise)
1 Con-did-it
1 Condoleezza
1 Congress, It Is A-Changin'
1 Connivin' Ivan
1 Constructive Engagement Rings
1 Cows Gone Mad
1 'Crats
1 C-Span
1 Cuba-Havana
1 Danger's in the Bite
1 Danny Doll
1 Day Care
1 Deck the Hall With Bows to Allah
1 Deep Throat
1 Deficit Discounters
1 Democratic Hit Parade (The Lieberman, I'm So Pretty, So Electable, Modern Nato General, Gay Dean Believer, Shout)
1 Depends on NASA
1 Der Nadermouth
2 Designer Candidate
1 Detective Story
1 Detective Story: The Iranian Elections
1 Ding Dong Things
1 Do You Fear What I Fear?
1 Do You Feel What I Feel?
1 Do You Hear Who I Smear?
1 Doctor Bills
1 Don Imus Is a Girl's Best Friend
1 Don't Ask, Don't Tell
1 Don't Build the Bomb / Mutual Annihilation Society / The Great Defender
1 Don't Cry for Me
2 Don't Go Faking You're Smart
1 Don't Know Much About Strategy
1 Don't Know Much About Who Fought Who
1 Don't Stop Talkin' Until Tomorrow
1 Don't Think Twice, Speaker Wright
1 Downside Story
1 Dr. Tommy Tuck
2 Drexel Burn 'Em
1 Drugs "Czar" Us
1 Dubai Dubai Doo
1 Ducoccus
2 Dumber Boy
1 Dumbstruck
3 Dung at Art
1 Dutch the Magic Reagan
1 Ebony and Ovaries
1 Electile Dysfunction
2 Embattled Him of the Republicans
1 Embraceable Jew
2 Enron-ron-ron
1 E-R-E-R-A
1 Escort Service
1 Euro Pest
2 Europest
1 Everybody Must Get Cloned
3 Everyone Glows
1 Everything's Run by Pelosi
1 Evolution
1 Fakey Purple Hearts
1 Fatal Distractions
1 Favored Right Wing
1 Federal Excess
1 FEMA
3 Fifty Ways to Hide New Taxes
2 Fire-stoned
1 Flight Fright
2 Flock Around Barack
1 Fools on the Hill
1 Free Credit
1 Frogs at War
1 FU Airlines
1 Fun Fun Fun 'til Teddy Puts His T-Shirt Away
2 Fun, Fun, Fun, 'Til Teddy Puts His T-Shirt Away
1 Gay Pride Together With You
2 George Blank Bush
1 George Bush Now
2 George Bush Speaks
1 George Bush Speaks to the Nation
2 George Bush: A Time for Refraction
1 George Is Home This Christmas
1 George W. Credit Report.Com
1 George's Kind and Gentle Land
1 George's Revenge
1 Get Me to the Dirge on Time
1 Get Out, We're Dockin' the Boat
2 Get Preppy!
1 Getting to the Dirge
1 Glory, Glory Paranoia
1 Glory, NSA
1 Glory, Paranoia
1 God Bless my Chevrolet
3 God Bless My SUV
1 God Bless the U.F.O.
3 Golden State Chokers
2 Golly, Stephanopoulos
2 Good Morning, Starbucks
2 Good Thing Princess Di
1 Goodbye, Uday, Qusay
2 GOP-BS
2 Gorby Gorbachev
1 Got a Lot of Livers to Do
1 Gourmet Scottish Cooking
1 Government Lessons for Little Children: Chicken Little
1 Great Big Drag
1 Green Green Grass at Home
1 Grenada
1 Ground Control to Jedi Brown
1 Gun Nuts Boasting They Can Open Fire
2 Hang Down Your Head, Tom Daschle
1 Hang Down Your Head, Tom Foley
1 Hans Blix and the Inspectors
1 Hanukkah Rap
2 Happy Monica
1 Hark When Gerald Ford Was King / Chad War
1 Hark When Gerald Ford Was King / Ronald R Superstar
1 Hart Attack
1 Hartbreak Hotel
3 Hava No-Deala
1 Have Yourself a Condoleezza Christmas
1 Have Yourself a Very Liberal Christmas
1 Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
1 He Works Hard for the Country
1 Heard It on the Nightline
1 Heavenly Connections
1 Heavy Traffic
1 Hello Dalai
1 Hello Mullah, Hello Fattah
1 Help Me Fake It to the Right
1 Help Me, Honda
1 Help Rwanda
1 Her Come Democrats
1 Here Comes Sancho, Sanja, Shanghai Claus
1 Here We Come A-Waffling
1 Here We Go A-Lobbying
1 Here's to You, Reverend Robertson
1 Hillary Will Survive
2 Hillary's Way
1 Hill-liar-y
1 Hill'rita
1 Hold the Phones
2 Hole in the Center of the Ballot
1 Hole in the Ozone
1 Hollywood Hillbillies
1 Holy Rollercoaster
2 Home of Deranged
1 Home, Sweet Home / Hello, Vitaly
2 Hooked on Ebonics
3 How Do You Solve a Problem Like Korea?
2 How Do You Solve a Problem Like Scalia?
2 How the Gates Stole Christmas
1 How the Ging-Grinch Stole Congress
2 Huckabee
1 I Am Shannon, Hear Me Roar
1 I Believe I Can Lie
1 I Came Upon a Midnight Clearance
1 I Can't Say Yo
2 I Enjoy Being Al Gore
1 I Feel Petty
2 I Like Big Cuts and I Cannot Lie
1 I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
1 I Want a Brand New Pair of Candidates
1 I Want a Guy Just Like the Guy Who Married Dear Old Dad
1 I Want a Man With a Slow Mind
2 I Want a Man With a Slow Pulse
2 I Want it Dad's Way
1 I Wish I Was on Oxycontin
1 I Wrecked My Heart With Spam and Crisco
1 If He Weren't a Black Man
1 If I Only Had a Plan
1 If I Were a Rich Mensch
1 If I Weren't a Rich Man
1 If You Knew Souter Like I Knew Souter
1 If You Knew Souter Like I Know Souter
1 I'll Be Broke for Christmas
1 I'm Beginning to Look a Lot Like Santa
2 I'm in the Mood for Bugs
1 I'm Not Exciting
1 I'm So Indicted
1 I'm So Indicted!
2 I'm So Pretty
1 Immense Expense
1 Immense Expense Is Mainly in Defense
2 In Drag Net
1 In The Metro
1 In the Nude
1 India Oh India
1 Inn Trouble
1 Introduction ("Twenty Years and Sixteen Scandals Ago")
2 Iraq is Robbin'
1 It Don't Mean a Thing If We Trade With Beijing
1 It Don't Mean a Thing If Your State's Not a Swing
1 It Takes a Village (to Satisfy Bill Clinton)
2 It Wasn't Bill
1 It's (Already) Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas
2 It's a Wrong Waste of Tiparillos
1 It's Beginning to Look Like Warren Christopher
1 It's Just the Way You Look Too Tight
2 It's Not Easy Bein' Mean
1 It's Not Easy Being White
2 It's the G.O.P.
1 It's Time for Killing Barney
2 It's Time for Tinky Winky
1 I've Grown a Culture in This Place
2 I've Grown Accustomed to This Base
1 I've Taken Stands on Both Sides Now
1 Jaques Chirac
2 Jeep Thrills
1 Jeremullah Was a Bullfrog (Oil on the World)
3 Jersey
1 Jesse Jackson's Spiritual Advisor
2 Jesse the Body vs. Saddam I Am
1 Jingo All the Way
1 John Bolton Goes to The U.N.
1 John Kerry Don't Mess Around
1 Johnnie Chchran's Fairy Tales
1 Johnnie Cochran's Fairy Tales
1 Juan Nation
1 Juggle Bills
2 Just Like Ron
1 Kato-tonic
1 Keep Him Alive
1 Keep Strom Alive
2 K-K-Kuwaitis
1 Kleptomaniac
1 Kobe Bryant Jewelers
1 Korea
1 Kosovo
2 Leader of the PAC
1 Let Me Go, F. Lee Bailey
2 Let Perot
1 Libya, Oh Libya
1 Life's a Beach
4 Like a Suburban Drone
1 L'Il Kim
3 Lirty Dies
2 Lirty Dies for a Mew Nelliennium
3 Lirty Dies: 2008: The Load to the Erection
1 Lirty Dies: Copular Pulture
2 Lirty Dies: Cremodats, Peerublicans, and the Lorious Glandslide of Soo-Thousand Tix
1 Lirty Dies: Ecret Sagents, Ack Jabramoff, Chick Daney, Yubble-Do and The Storrible Horm
1 Lirty Dies: Girl Phamm & Dob Bole; J.O.; Grew Hant
1 Lirty Dies: Gov. Titzer
1 Lirty Dies: Gush and Bore, Jeverend Rackson
1 Lirty Dies: Haris Pilton
1 Lirty Dies: Imbos in the Boffice, Trinda Lipp, and Marmy Smarv
1 Lirty Dies: Jaula Pones, Dady Li, Octor Delders
1 Lirty Dies: Kesidential Prandidates 2008
2 Lirty Dies: Mick Dorris, Graberdeen, Lathy Kee
1 Lirty Dies: Sadman Maddam & Yubbie-Doo, Prad Beasts, and Lenator Sott
2 Lirty Dies: Scicious Vandals
1 Lirty Dies: Skex Sandals
1 Lirty Dies: Stifelyles of the Fich and Ramous
1 Lirty Dies: The Bort of Spaceball
2 Lirty Dies: The P.O.G., Wick Slillie, Locter Daura
1 Lirty Dies: Yubble-Doo, Bot Nush, Startha Moowurt, and Rill O'Beilly
1 Lirty Dies; Schmenron and Osama Sin Laden
2 Little Bomber Boy
1 Little Doc Koop
1 Little Hummer Boy
1 Little Plumber Boy
2 Livin' Libido Loco
1 Living Will
1 Lookin' for Scuds in All the Wrong Places
6 Loonies of the Right
1 Love at First Byte
1 Lovin' Hugh
1 Lust in Space
2 Mad Attorney General
1 Make My Pay
1 Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up Like the Cowboys
1 Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Yuppies
3 Mario
1 Master Debaters
1 Maxwell's Silver Stammer
1 McCain's Campaign
1 McCain's Campaign (Again)
1 Meese's Pieces
1 Meet the Press
1 Mel's Christmas
1 Meow-mories
1 Mergermania
1 Michael Brown
1 Middle-Aged Lady Named Janet Reno
1 Midnight Raid to Georgia
1 Mighty Casey
2 Mike Milken
1 Millie the Poocher
1 Mine Every Mountain
1 Mommy's Spoiled-Child
2 Monster Cash
1 Mooooooo
2 Mooooooooo
1 More Johnnie Cochran's Fairy Tales
1 Mr. Greenspan
1 Mr. Rehnquist's Neighborhood
1 Mutual Annihilation Society
1 Muzzle Joe
1 My Department Dreary
2 My Fungus Valentine
4 My Pants Go Down
1 My Staff Belongs to Daddy
3 My Swell E-Coli Baby
1 My Wonderful Hammer
2 NATO
2 Neiman's Is a Girl's Best Friend
1 Nerd Perfect Blues
2 New York City Department of Courteousness
1 Newt, Newt, Newt, Goin' Out My Back Door
1 Nice Work
2 Night-Mayor on M Street
2 No-Trump Bid
1 Now CBS Has Letterman
2 O Danny Boy
1 O Fax Machine (O This P.C.)
1 O Little Rock of Arkansas
1 O Little Town Hall Meeting
1 O Rahm o Rahm Emanuel
1 Obama Meets Osama
2 Obama Mia
1 Obama Sin Laden ("Lirty Dies" Backwards Talk)
2 Octomom
1 Officer Crowley
1 Oh What a Beautiful Mormon
1 Oily in the Morning
2 Ol' Man Zipper
1 Ol' Whitewater
1 Ol' Whitewater Keeps on Rollin'
1 Old Finger
1 Old Man Rumsfeld
1 Old Man Wizard
1 Ollie Would
1 On the Air
1 On the Dole Again (With Viagra)
1 On the Sony Side of the Street
1 One Goy
1 Ooops, I Sold Out Again
1 Oops, I Sold Out Again
1 Oprah-Bama
2 Osama Come Out Tomorrow
1 Our Love Is Here to Stain
1 Out Like Flynt
2 Over the Bimbos
1 Over the River and Through the Woods (at Least That's What I Told My Staff)
2 Over the River, They Cut the Woods
1 Ozone Has a Hole on High
1 Pack the Knife
1 Pakistani Bang-Bang
1 Panamaniac
1 Pander Bear
1 Papal Doll
1 Papa's Got a Brand New Baghdad
3 Pardon Me Miss, Is This the Chap Who Tried to Chew You?
1 Pardon Me, Bill
1 People Hate Me
1 Perfect Present Residents / Ronald "R" Superstar
1 Pimp My Vice
1 Political Diseases: Gonnareelectum
1 Polonium 209
1 Prison Buddies
3 Proud Barry
1 Puh-Leeze, Navy Dad
1 Punch Three Times
2 Put Ten Grand in the Hand
1 Put Up Your Duke
2 Putin on a Blitz
1 Quackety-Quack, Take Prozac
1 Rafael Palmeiro's Greatest Hits
1 Rancho del Cielo / California
1 Read My Flips
1 Reagan Democrats
1 Reaganpackwoodrostenkowskytaxsimplification
1 Reality on My TV
2 Really Scary Spice Girls
1 Red State Women
1 Relying on Nine-Eleven
1 Resume Mucho
2 Return to Center
1 Return to Spenders
3 Right Wing Striking Again
2 Right Wing Striking Again / Stand by Your Klan
1 Roll Out the Daryl
2 Rolling Kidney Stones
2 Rosty, the Chairman
1 Rubber Checky
1 Rudolph the Two-Faced Reindeer
1 Rudolph, the H1N1 Reindeer
1 Rulers of Morality
1 Saab Story
1 Sam Alito
1 Sanford and Sins
1 Santo Claus's Budget Is Down
2 School Life Rhapsody
1 Secret Asian Man
1 Secret Kenyan Man
2 Semi-Colin
2 Senate Seat for Sale: Slightly Used
3 Send in the Clones
1 September Seventh
1 Sequels
1 Serb War
4 Shamlet
4 Sheik to Sheik
1 Shoe Bomb
1 Sixteen Games
1 Slipped Disco
1 Slipped Disco (Keep Him Alive)
3 Smokemon
1 Snack Tonight
1 Sneakin' Flowers Through the Wall
1 Snipped Like a Bobbit in Two
1 Snippity Bobbitt
1 Someone Dumber Might
3 Son of a Bush
2 Son-O-Gram
1 Sorry, Wrong Number
1 Sound of Moose-Sick
1 Sounds of Suckin'
1 Speaker of the House
1 Spelling Relief
1 Spider Hole
1 Springtime for Liberals
1 Stand by Japan
2 Stand By Your Dan
1 Stand By Your Klan
1 State of Incarceration
1 Still Crazy
1 Stock Man
1 Stressed Guards Boasting They Will Open Fire
1 Subprime Mortgage Holders
1 Summit Time
1 Sunni & Cher
1 SuperCaliforniaRecallFreakShowWasAtrocious
1 Supercallousmeanandnastyrightwinglegislation
1 Superdelegates
4 Superfranticunproductivenothinglegislation
2 Superjealousfragilemisswithsexualneurosis
1 Supremes
1 Sure He's Heavy, He's My Brother
1 Sushi and the M.C.A.
1 Swine Flu Fever
1 Take Hillary... Please!
1 Take Ten Pills and You're Fine
1 Taliban
1 Talk 'bout Saddam
1 Talk Like a Dan
1 Tanks for the Memories
2 Tap Three Times
1 Tax Debate / There You Go Again
1 Tax Lite
1 Tax our Children Well
1 Tax Your Children Well
1 Taxicab Driver
1 TB on a Jet Plane
1 Temperatures We've Heard Are High
2 Ten Pills and You're Fine
2 Terror Cutbacks
2 Texas Steak-Out
1 That's an Impeachment
1 That's My Ghetto
1 The Big Gamble
1 The Bimbo Collection
1 The Boy From Salt Lake City
1 The Brain-Mouth Connection
3 The Candidates' Debate
1 The Case of the Frozen Son
1 The Chairman
2 The Chap Who Threw His Two Shoes
3 The Fondler
2 The Fools on the Hill
1 The Fright Before Christmas
1 The Frill is Gone
2 The Gandhi Man
1 The Green, Green Grass of Nome
2 The Hallelujah, It's Over, Chorus
2 The Hardest Rhyme
1 The House That HUD Built
1 The Impossible Dean
1 The Impossible Scheme
1 The Joy of Sax
1 The Law Firm of Zacharias Moussaui
2 The Linda Is a Tripp
1 The Little Plumber Boy
1 The Lonely Leahy
1 The Loonies of the Right
1 The Magic Reagan
1 The Meesekateers
2 The Merchant of Venice Beach
1 The Night Before Cambridge
1 The Personal Diaries of Al Gore
1 The Right Wing's Striking Again
2 The Singing Chads
1 The Sunni Side of Tikrit
1 The Supremes
1 The Twelve Days of Clinton
1 The Twelve Days of Twitter
1 The Twitter
3 The Unabomber Song
1 The Vatican Flag
1 The Woes
1 The Wreck of the Walter Fritz Mondale
1 The Wreck Ofthe Walter Fritz Mondale / 'Crats
2 There Is Nothin' Like the Ames
1 There Is Nothing Like Ukraine
1 There's a Hole in the Center of the Ballot / Singing Chads
1 This Fish is Made for Walkin'
1 This Is the House O.J. Built
1 This is The House That Jack Bribed
1 This Land's Not Your Land
1 Three Eggs and Ham
1 Three Little Kurds from School
1 Throwing Stones
3 Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round My Oldsmobile
2 Time for Killin' Barney
1 Tip O
1 To Borrow
2 To Steer on Mir
1 Told You So
1 Tom Ridge Bedtime Story #1
1 Tom Ridge Bedtime Story #2
1 Tom Ridge Bedtime Story #3
1 Tony With the Light Brown Hair
1 Toricelli
1 Trading Game
1 TSA Investigation: Moist and Dangerous
1 Tsounds of Tsongas
1 Tut Wiler, Tut Wiler
1 Twelve Days of Business
1 U.S. Pistol Service
1 Under the Goalpost
1 Unzip Unzip, Ah!
1 Unzippin' My Doodah
2 Unzippin' My Doo-Dah
1 Up on the Desktop
2 Viagra
1 Votin' Four to Five
1 Voting 4 to 5
2 Waiting for Perot
2 We All Use Word
1 We Are the Pirates
1 We Arm the World
1 We Arm the World (Live Grenade)
1 We Circled France All Night
2 We Like That Old Timer Robert Dole
2 We Lost Your Heart
1 We Need a Little Chrotophe
2 We Need a Little Isthmus
1 We Need Someone to Blame
1 We'll Do What Ollie Would
1 Whale Barrow
1 What a Difference Delay Makes
1 What a Lie-Lie-Lie
1 What Kind of Fool Is Phelps?
2 What Kind of Fuel Am I?
1 What Pests You Metrosexuals
1 Whatever Rosa Wants
1 What's the Matter With Reds Today?
1 When I'm 62 / Keep a COLA
3 When I'm 84
2 When IRS Guys Are Smilin'
2 When They're Fishing on the Star
2 Where's Waldholtz?
2 While Reagan Sleeps Tonight / Thank God I'm a Contra Boy
1 White Christians
2 White House Hotel
1 Who Put the Bomb in Tehran Tehran Tehran?
2 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Candidate?
1 Who'll Drop a Bomb During Ram-a-dan-a-dan
1 Who'll Put a Bomb on Saddam Saddam Saddam?
2 Who's on First
1 Whose Child Was This?
2 Why Must I Be the Millennium Bug
1 Why's Madonna Kissing Santa Claus?
1 Why's the Army Frisking Santa Claus?
1 Wick Slillie ("Lirty Dies" Backwards Talk)
1 Wolf Blitzer, Scud Stud
1 Wonder Where
1 Wonderbra
2 Won't You Go Home, Bill Bradley?
1 Won't You Stay Home, Israelis?
2 Workin' 9 to 10
1 Wouldn't It Be Hillary?
2 Y2K
1 Ya Got Hubble!
2 Yackety Yack, Jacques Chirac
2 Yappety Yap
1 Yes, We Have No-Riega
2 Yokohama
1 You Better Sleep Around
1 You Can Hide those Giant Thighs
2 You Can Suture Yourself at Home
1 You Can't Fly with Giant Thighs
3 You Don't Bring Me Floriculturally Diverse Polyfragrant Soilisti
2 You Don't Bring Me Floriculturally Diverse Polyfragrant Soilistically Challenged Multipetaled Victims of Pesticidal Food Chain Chauvinism
1 You Don't Bring Me Flowers
1 You Don't Mess Around With Jim
1 You Fill Out My Census
1 You Filll Out Your Census
2 You Gotta Have Parts
1 You Light Up My Flag
1 You Must Have Been a Biotech Baby
2 You Say Is Is-Is, and I Say is Isn't
1 You Write Up My Wife
2 You'll Never Get a Loan
1 Your Son'll Come Out Tomorrow
1 Your Statue Needs a Tu-Tu
2 You're so Vague
1 Yuppie Love