Joe Diffie Leroy the Redneck Reindeer

Well youâ??ve all heard the story,
About Rudolph and his nose.
But Iâ??ll tell you a Christmas tale
That never has been told.
Well you may think youâ??ve heard it all,
But you ainâ??t heard nothing yet.
About that crazy Christmas,
That the north pole canâ??t forget.

Rudolph was under the weather
He had to call in sick,
So he got on the phone to his cousin Leroy
who lived out in the sticks.
He said â??Santaâ??s really countinâ?? on me,
And I hate to pass the buck.â??
Leroy said â??Hey, Iâ??m on my wayâ??,
And he jumped in his pick-up truck.

When Leroy got to the north pole,
All the reindeer snickered and laughed.
They had never seen a deer in overalls,
And a John Deere tractor hat.
But Santa stepped in and said,
â??Just calm down, because weâ??ve all got a job to do.â??
And like it or not Leroys in charge,
And heâ??s gonna be a leading you.â??

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And it was Leroy, the redneck reindeer,
Hooked to the front of the sleigh.
Deliverinâ?? toys to all the good olâ?? boys
And girls along the way.
Heâ??s just a down home party animal,
Two steppinâ?? across the sky.
He makes the Jingle Bell
with a rebel yell,
And made history that night.

Before that night was over,
Leroy had changed their tune.
He had â??em scootinâ?? a hoof,
Over every single roof.
By the light of a neon moon.
Santa wrapped his bag with a Dixie flag,
He was havinâ?? the time of his life.
And you could hear his call,
â??Merry Christmas, Yaâ??ll,
And to all a Yaâ??ll a Good Nightâ??.

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He makes the Jingle Bell
with a rebel yell,
And made history that night.