The Darkness One Way Ticket

*snorting*

It was a dusty old night

and I'm the first to admit it

I'm sure I upset someone

But my memory has chosen to omit it



A tiny voice was telling me

I should cool it

Chewing my face off

Talking absolute rubbish



The first line hit me like a kick in the face

Thought I better have another one, just in case

Next thing I knew my heart was under attack

Bought a one way ticket to hell....



And Back!

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back



I've always tried to keep my vices under wraps

But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps

They seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits

But now my septum is in tatters

And I've still got the runs



It burned for a moment then it kicked like a mule

The strangers all agreed that it was rocket fuel

Several lines are chocking like a glorious game

Bought a one way ticket to hell...



And back!

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back



[Sitar/effects]

Stick it up your fucking nose! Woohoo!

[Solo]



Holy coke, repeating myself, except I'm getting slightly louder

Pausing just long enough to snort that white powder

Wheels came off but I'm still on track

Bought a one way ticket to hell



And back!

One way ticket to hell and back(yeah)

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back(ooh yeah)

One way ticket to hell and back,

Bought a one way ticket to hell (oooh yeaah)



One way ticket to hell and back(woo!)

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back,

Bought a one way ticket to hell...