Spiderbait Old Man Sam

Re Re Reow
Yee Hee

Johnny was a bad
Bad bad man
Baddest Man in all the land
That he was
An Ol' Man Sam

We're all here
Drinkin beer
Drinkin beer without a care
Drinkin beeeeeeer without a caaaaaare

I Saw Johnny Cash
Saw Johnny Cash and he was smashed
Johnny Caaaasshh Johnny Caaash
He was smashed

Elvis was big and fat
Was big and fat
So how 'bout that?
Big and faaaaat
So how 'bout thaaaaat?
HOW ABOUT THAT?

Rock n' roll
Rock n' roll
Rock n' Rock n' Rock n' roll
Rock n' roll
Rock n' roll

Now its time for us to go
Time to go
So don't be slow
Don't be slow
Time to gooooooo
TIME TO GO, ROCK N' ROLL

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On the net I saw this also: (but never heard that version)
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a johnny was a man
a bad bad man
yeah
a badder he was
than ol' man sam
ah
we're all having fun child
a smoking the plunger
we can't find the blonde
so we may have to run child
we may have to run
I saw the peter tosh
and he was sloshed
I saw the peter tosh and he was sloshed
he was sloshed he was so much off his face
jabba was big and fat
but don't tell him that
he ate the cat, he ate the rat
and then he ate, then he ate, then he ate the cricket bat
oh ? yeah
? yeah
now it's time for us to go
so don't be slow
it's time for us to go
so don't be slow, don't be slow, don't you be slow
go!