Dwarves College Town
Chris is hip
He's full of shit
He's much too hip to take a trip
Pink and white, he'll spend all night
Jenny's cute
Explaining why he's so uptight
In those leather boots
That's why she only grooves on fruits
And Johnny's glum, he's got no one
He's no fun, no fun
He's had enough
Kenny's tough
Of watching all that kiddie stuff
To just fall apart, fall apart
But where to go and how to start
In college town, we all go down
There's money where it's green and brown