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Car Gears Stick in Reverse, Daring Driver Crosses Town Backwards  |
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Circus Strongman Runs for PTA President |
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Clever Chemist Makes Chewing Gum from Soap |
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Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #1 |
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Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #2 |
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Dedicated Thespian Has Teeth Pulled to Play Newborn Baby in High School Play |
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Embarrassed Teen Accidentally Uses Valuable Rare Postage Stamp |
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Feisty Millionaire Fills Potholes with Hundred-Dollar Bills |
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Helpful Monkey Wallpapers Entire Home |
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High School Shop Class Constructs Bicycle Built for 26 |
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Ingenious Scientist Invents Car of the Future |
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Minnesota Man Claims Monkey Bowled Perfect Game |
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National Sports Association Hires Retired English Professor to Name New Wrestling Holds |
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Nevada Man Invents Piano with 21 Extra Keys |
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Ohio Town Saved From Killer Bees by Hungry Vampire Bats |
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Principal Punishes Students with Bad Impressions and Tired Jokes |
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Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely of Cheese |
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Retired Woman Starts New Career in Monkey Fashions |
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Shocking Fashion Statement Terrorizes Town |
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Texas Man Abducted by Aliens for Outer Space Joy Ride |
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Three-Year-Old Genius Graduates High School at Top of Her Class |
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X-ray Reveals Doctor Left Wristwatch Inside Patient |
