Goldie Lookin Chain Hit Song

P Xain
Yeah this is the fuckin shit
No fuckin fuckin it off
Serious as fuck
All you clits out there for the motherfuckers
This is fuckin two fuckin G
No fuckin it up
It's fuckin clarts in the place
Get fuckin to it spa
You fuckin knows it
Serious as fuck

Billy Webb
Have you heard this before? Can you be sure?
Cause it all sounds the same when you're on the dance floor
You've had enough but you still go back for more
Like a double glazing salesman knockin at my front door
The formula's right, then why change it?
Keep the beat, and rearrange it
Cuttin it up and stick it together like a jigsaw
The hits keep coming but they never get sore

All
This is just another shit song what you hear on the radio
This is just another shit song what you heard but you don't know

Eggs
It's on MTV, you can buy the ringtone
I even heard it played down the old folks home
It's in the mornin', the evenin', especially at night
I even heard it played in the pub when I had a fight
I heard it played in the taxi going home
Like a sheep called Dolly an identical clone
Like the last one, and the one before that
The same crap song by another crap twat
Check the video, what's going on?
No singer to appear, just a bird in a thong
Do I want this? Will I pay money for it?
The man on the telly said the kids adore it
Whose kids? I don't know
And if they want a demographic then I'll fuckin well show 'em
Here's the rhyme, I doubt it's gonna fit
It's the same four songs, just another crap hit

All
This is just another shit song what you hear on the radio
This is just another shit song what you heard but you don't know

P Xain
You've heard it before, a hundred times or more
In your mum's car and on the dance floor
Like Snap, East 17 or Ace Of Base
Rhythm is a dancer and it's not a race
Pumpin up the jam like Techno Tronic
Like Dr Dre wrecked up on the Chronic
Maniac, brainiac, winnin the game
I'm out of my mind like Victoria and Dane

2Hats
Jumping on the dancefloor
The bomb the bass
Hands moving wildlyt cos I'm off my face
Its more than adrenaline running through my veins
I'm with 4 people but I don't know their names
Obsessing about my sub-conscious caught by the right
I gotta find a girl before they call time
There's one in the crowd, but I just lost sight
But it don't matter there's another to my right-and left-WICKED!!!!!!!

Eggs
Is that it?

P Xain
What?

Eggs
It sounds a bit too familiar, have we done this before?

P Xain
I don't know what it is

All
This is just another shit song what you hear on the radio
This is just another shit song what you heard but you don't know
This is just another shit song what you heard when you smoke blow
This is just another shit song what you hear on the radio

Mike Balls
What's that song that was on in the shop?
I've heard it before, I love it when it drops
It's in the car infront, it's in the car behind
Secretly getting into my twisted little mind
Step on the dancefloor, can you feel the beat?
You can't take your eyes off my two left feet
Moon walk, robotics or getting down low
The DJ played it three times in a row
Can't stand the pain, can't take the pressure
When you rubs up against me then I gets a bit fresher
Thinks that, I loves you, you are the one
Knows you and me could be havin big fun
We could get a room, you could bring your mate
Got a little something for you, just like MN8
Play it again bra, I can't get enough
I'm a rebel MC, you knows I'm street tough

All
This is just another shit song what you heard on the radio

Fuckin right

This is just another shit song what you heard but you don't know

Fuckin right