Ca$h4otterz Approaching Inoffensive

These gutless bastards burned down my home
But I've got hair gel and a joke book
We're having a great time in the bathroom
People talking like they do in magazines
I'm stomping like an elephant

Claw my way up out of oblivion
This must be a dream
I'm approaching inoffensive

These krazy kristians stole my girl
But I've got cable and a hot-dog
Everybody's showing love for the livingroom
People talking like a blog about talking people
I'm stomping like an elephant

These irascible school kids vandalized my lawn
But I've got cheesecake and insurance
Everybody put your hands in the microwave
People talking like commercials for medicine
I'm stomping like an elephant