The Tragically Hip Pigeon Camera

It was handsome at the auction
Oh but when we got it home
It grew up into
Something we could no longer contain

Where's our pigeon camera?
By now he could be anywhere
And after all that training
And after all that training
It's something we could no longer contain
It's boring
I'm embarrassed
I don't endorse that
I didn't want this

This house it has its politics
Over there that's my room
And that's my sister's
And that's my sister
With something we could no longer contain
It's boring
I'm embarrassed
I don't endorse that
I didn't want this
It's horrific
I'm embarrassed
I didn't want that
I didn't want this

It's like we burned our boots with no contingency plan