Minutemen Toadies
No. 7 on the chump list
Playin' stooge, eatin' shit
Toadies, toadies
Using that as a reason
For kickin' shit on the dumb fucks
Toadies, toadies
We are cuss-words, nearly illiterate
Dedicated to fightin' toadies
Toadies, toadies, toadies