Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Better Than I Am

I love you cause you're scared of me,
I love you cause you're meek,
I love you cause you're insecure,
Unconfidant and weak,
Some people think it's a power trip,
But I don't give a damn,
I love you cause you make me feel much better than I am,

I love you cause you worry,
You're always taking pills,
You always watch the evening news,
And it always gives you chills,
I love you cause you're shaking,
And cause you're always tense,
Compared to you I'm mister cool,
Professor confidence,

My momma taught me long ago,
Remember this one thing,
Surround yourself with losers,
So that you can be their king,
And if you chose to fall in love,
Pick someone with a curse,
Cause no matter how bad you may feel,
She'll always feel much worse!

I love you cause you're scared of me,
I love you cause you're meek,
I love you cause you're insecure,
Unconfident and weak,
Some people think it's a power trip,
But i don't give a damn,
I love you cause you make me feel much better than I am,

So put the self help books away,
And that subliminal tape,
You're overweight but that's okay,
Come on in have another cake,
Oh I will be your better half,
And you can be my worse,
I'm going drinking baby so I took some money from your purse,

I love you cause you're scared of me,
I love you cause you're meek,
I love you cause you're insecure,
Unconfident and weak,
Oh some people think it's a power trip,
But I don't give a damn!
I love you cause you make me feel,
Like you're the captain and I'm Tennille,
Like you are pork, and I am veal,
Like I'm the fortune and you're the wheel,
I love you cause you make me feel much better than I am!