The Bonzo Dog Band Tent

I'm gonna get you in my tent, tent, tent tent, tent
Where we can both experiment, ment, ment, ment, ment
Yeah, yeah, it's so convinent, ent, ent, ent
Let's take a taxi to my tent

Oh yeah, my love is so insatiable
In a stoic sort of way
But my baby is as beautiful
As a tourniquée

I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
I'm gonna get you in my tent, tent, tent tent, tent
Whoa, whoa, it's only common sense, sense, sense
I know that you won't mind the stench, stench, stench
Of the sacrament

Go on, let this love destroy her
I can't control this paranoia
I have to get a showbiz lawyer
To stop me
Spill, smash, smash, spill, spill, drug, wipe, wipe, trap, scream, tear, spit, shout
TENT! TENT!

You'll be laughing like a lunatic
The judge got away
If only I could win this
At an auto café

I'm gonna get you in my tent, tent, tent tent, tent
Find out where the weasels went, went, went, went, went
We'll fill his hospice with cement, ment, ment, ment
And dance the tango in my tent!