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A Brief Timeline of the Lobster in America  |
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A Clarification Regarding the Dramatic Situation in Which Humans Fight Animals |
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A Note on Organization / A Note on Sports |
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A Special Bonus Excerpt From My Next Book |
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About Jonathan Coulton, Contributing Troubadour |
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Alabama |
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Alaska |
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Alternate Method for Predicting the Future |
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Arizona |
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Arkansas |
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Attack Ad #1 |
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Attack Ad #2 |
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Attack Ad #3 |
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Basics of Snow and Ice Warfare |
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Beard Manual |
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Bogman Zeke |
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Brief Lives of Some Notable Hoboes: Queen Myra Nelson, the Lady Strange |
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California |
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Colonial Jobs Involving Eels |
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Colorado |
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Common Short and Long Cons |
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Connecticut |
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Dan Payton and the Sasquatch |
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Debated Planets |
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Delaware |
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Diversions for the Asthmatic Child Who Cannot Play in the Snow |
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End Titles |
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Famous Novels That Were Not Originally Published as Books |
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Fast Facts About Philadelphia |
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Films in Which I, John Hodgman, Have Made Cameo Appearances |
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Florida |
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Four Dubious Fables of Chicago |
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Four Famous Monsters and Their Hunters / Former People's Liberation Army Corporal Hu Zhao-Han and the Tianchi Lake Monster |
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Further Information You Can Use Today: Five Secrets of Successful Negotiation |
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Georgia |
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Good Evening |
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Good Morning |
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Government Programs You Can Take Advantage of TODAY |
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Handy Measurements of Time When You Do Not Have a Watch |
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Hawaii |
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Hints on Building Snow Forts |
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Hobo Joe Junkpan |
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Hobo Names 101-200 |
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Hobo Names 1-100 |
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Hobo Names 201-300 |
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Hobo Names 301-400 |
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Hobo Names 401-500 |
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Hobo Names 501-600 |
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Hobo Names 601-700 |
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Hohoq (also known as Ar) |
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How to Raise Rabbits for Food and Fur: The Utopian Method |
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How to Win a Fight |
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Idaho |
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Idiosyncracies of the Great Detectives |
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Illinois |
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Indiana |
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Information You Will Find Useful in the Present; How to Write a Book / The Fifty-Five Dramatic Situations |
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Iowa |
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Jesse Lee Bowen and the New Jersey Devil |
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Joey Stenk-Eye Smiles |
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Jokes That Have Never Produced Laughter (feat. Paul Rudd) |
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Jonathon Colton / Friends of the Furry Old Lobster |
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Kansas |
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Karl Malden |
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Kentucky |
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Little-Known Laws of Two American Communities |
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Louisiana |
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Maine |
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Maryland |
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Massachusetts |
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Michigan |
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Mindbender Steve |
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Minnesota |
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Mississippi |
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Missouri |
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Montana |
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More Matters Literary: The Six Essentials |
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More Surprising Eponyms |
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Nebraska |
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Nevada |
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New Hampshire |
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New Jersey |
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New Mexico |
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New York |
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North Carolina |
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North Dakota |
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Ohio |
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Oklahoma |
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On Actuaries and Their Tattoos |
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Oregon |
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Our 51 United States: The States, Their Nicknames and Mottoes, and Other Facts Critical to Safe Travel |
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Panasonic Farm |
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Pegleg Island |
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Pennsylvania |
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Prohibition Era Euphemisms for Alcohol |
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Ragnarok |
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Rhode Island |
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Secrets of the Mall of America |
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Secrets of Yale University |
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Seven Hundred Hobo Names |
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Six Oaths of the Virtuous Child |
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Some American Telephone Numbers Beginning With '666' |
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Some Prophets Who Were Not Actuaries |
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South Carolina |
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South Dakota |
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'SWUSPOs' |
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Table 1: Omens v. Portents |
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Table 10 and Table 11: Dog People v. Cat People |
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Table 12: For Expert Barbers Only |
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Table 16: Washington, D.C., as Seen From Great Heights |
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Table 17: Worship v. Weight Table for the Raising of Utopian Rabbits |
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Table 2: Special Long-Term Predictions for Sailors |
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Table 3: The Fifty-Five Dramatic Situations |
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Table 5: Other Markets for Your Short Stories |
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Table 6: Tipping Guide to the Great Hotels: To Ensure Prompt Service |
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Table 7: Classic Ice and Snowballs |
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Table 8: Discredited Styles |
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Table 9: Great Rivalries in Dungeons & Dragons |
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Table of Contents |
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Tennessee |
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Texas |
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The Carlsbad Guanists |
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The Kingdom of Central Park |
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The Lenny and Squiggy |
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The Loch Ness Monster and Col. Robert Wilson |
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The Pajama Man |
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The Pig in a Poke |
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The Saw Creekers |
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The Vengeful Ninjas |
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There Is More Past Than You Thought / Nine Presidents With Hooks for Hands |
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Three-Card Monte |
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Titles |
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Top Spots for Crabs |
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Two Libraries That Are Smaller Than This Book |
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Utah |
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Utopias |
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Vermont |
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Virginia |
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Washington |
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Washington, D.C.: The City of Magnificent Distances |
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Were You Aware of It? |
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West Virginia |
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What Will Happen in the Future / Omens and Portents for the Coming Year |
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What You Did Not Know About Hoboes |
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What You Did Not Know About the Past / History's Worst Men's Haircuts |
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When Writing, Please Avoid These Failed Palindromes |
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Where to Sell Your Short Stories / Table 4: Where to Market Your Stories That Sound Exactly Like Raunchy Photo Captions |
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Wisconsin |
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Wyoming |
