Bob Rivers Three Inch Tool

little me my nuts are small as perls
you like to laugh at me cause im hung just like a squirrel
some times it bugs me caause im not a biger guy
when i was a baby it was exactly the same size

but theres nothing i can do cause i only got a three inch tool

come home with me have a cocktail at my place
ive gotto tell you befor we get past second base
in my pants hes no big shwing if you can find him hes a friendly little thing

but theres nothing i can do i only got a three inch tool

when im comeing out of the pool i only got a one inch tool

some times i wonder if it will ever extend

i get emberoused when im hanging with my friends
they like to razz me i dont know why they get me a happy meal and supper size my fry

and theres nothing i can do i only got a three inch tool

when im comeing out of the pool i only got a one inch tool

yeha its samll but its real cool im happy with a three inch tool

i only got a three inch tool