Amanda Palmer Oasis
when i got to the party they gave me a forty
and i must have been thirsty
â??cause i drank it so quickly
when i got to the bedroom
there was somebody waiting
and it isnâ??t my fault that the barbarian raped me
when i went to get tested i brought along my best friend
melissa mahoney (who had once been molested)
and she knew how to get there
she knew all the nurses; they were all really friendly
but the test came out positive
iâ??ve had better days but i donâ??t care
â??cause i just sent a letter in the mail
when i got my abortion i brought along my boyfriend
we got there an hour before the appointment
and outside the building were all these annoying
fundamentalist christians; we tried to ignore them
iâ??ve had better days but i donâ??t care
oasis got my letter in the mail
when vacation was over
the word was all over that i was a crackwhore
melissa had told them
and so now weâ??re not talking except we have tickets
to see blur in october and i think weâ??re still going
iâ??ve seen better days but i donâ??t care
oh, i just got a letter in the mail
oasis sent a photograph itâ??s autographed and everything
melissaâ??s gonna wet herself i swear