MC Hawking Big Bizang
In there beginning there was nothing
Not even time--
No planets, no stars, no hip-hop, no rhyme
But then there was a bang like the sound of my gat:
The universe began and the shit was phat
The universe began as a singularity
Nobody knows what went on then, g
For ten million trillion trillion trillionths of a second
The state of the universe cannot be reckoned
The fundamental forces were unified--
We've no theory to describe that
Though I've tried. then the forces
Split and the universe was born--
It was hotter then a priest watching
Kiddie porn
Protons, neutrons, and electrons came to pass
As photons collided, changing energy to mass
Three minutes go by, temps to cool one billion
Down from one hundred million trillion trillion
This reduced heat allowed a new event:
The formation of heavier elements
Still it was millions of years 'fore the first star glowed
If your down with the bang sing along here we go!
It was the big pow piz-ow bang a dang diggy diggy boom diggy boom pow boom the big bizang
The big pow piz-ow bang a dang diggy diggy boom diggy boom pow boom the big bizang
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Hold on now, what about inflation?
That's a little tricky and could use some explanation
Inflation, one could barely state
Was the time when the universe expanded at a rate
That was faster then the speed of light, but that over-simplifies and it ain't quite right. still the for purposes here, it will have to do, 'cuz I ain't got the time to explain it to you
Rock
Damn
It was the big pow piz-ow bang a dang diggy diggy boom diggy boom pow boom the big bizang
The big pow piz-ow bang a dang diggy diggy boom diggy boom pow boom the big bizang
The beginning of time, and the birth of all matter
Say it took seven days, you're as mad as a hatter
It was millions of years 'fore the first star glowed, if your down with the bang sing along, here we go
It was the big pow piz-ow bang a dang diggy diggy boom diggy boom pow boom the big bizang
The big pow piz-ow bang a dang diggy diggy boom diggy boom pow boom the big bizang
The big bizang..
The big bizang..
Booooom...
The big bizang
