The Damned Anti-Pope

I'm going down to church tonight

Take me back to when I was eight

But I don't mean to pray

I'm gonna nick the collection plate



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I'v got nothing against church

Or any people that go there and show that

They're ignorant, I don't understand

A congregation at weekends can change their behaviour



So many people are weak in their lives

And seek guidance from the pedlars of hope

As you know I used to go there myself

Until the day I became antipope



We're gonna have some fun tonight

Let's spread the news around the town

That the vicar's a transvestite

With a fetish for ropes and gowns



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Religion doesn't mean a thing

Its just another way of being right wing

I think sex films are okay

I don't dig that all the way



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