Rough Trade High School Confidential

She's a cool blonde scheming bitch,
She make my body twitch, walking down the corridor.
You can hear her stilettos click,
I want her so much I feel sick.
The girl can't help it,
She really can't help it now.

It's like a high school,
A high school confidential.
A high school, a high school confidential.

Teenage Brando's stop her in the halls,
They tease her with cat calls.
She's a combination
Anita Ekbert, Mamie Van Jorne.

Dagmar high school confidential.
A high school, a high school confidential.

What's the principal doing with her?
Who's the guy? Is he screwing with her?
What's her perfume? Tigress by Faberge.
It make me cream my jeans when she come my way.

A high school, a high school confidential.
A high school, a high school confidential.

She drive a candy pink Cadillac,
If I don't get her soon I'll have a heart attack.
When she passes me a look
I wanna burn my books, give up high school.

Oh well, oh well, oh well, oh well
A high school, a high school confidential.
A high school, a high school confidential.
A high school, high school confidential.
A high school, high school confidential.