The Blues Brothers Band Perry Mason Theme

You know, its such a shame that its so hard to find good, honest legal help these days.
See, the problem with my brother and me is were recidivists--habitual criminal offenders. no attorney wants to go near us. I gotta find him a lawyer, and I dont know what Im gonna do...
The d.a. was burger
The cop was tragg
Della was the secretary
Drake sat on the desk with perry