Kevin Bloody Wilson Amazing Grass

Ooooh
'Twas just a seed
A tiny seed
That my mate gave to me
A seed I sewed
And then watched grow
Into a fucking great tree

Amazing grass
How sweet the smell
That made a wreck of me
I once was straight
Now shit-faced
Pass the joint 'round please

I can't believe
Amazing weed
One toke, one tiny puff
I'm ripped, I'm bent
I'm off me tits
I'm stoned, I'm wrecked
I'm fucked

Amazing grass
How sweet the smell
That made a wreck of me
I once was straight
Now shit-faced
Pass the joint back please

And when I'm old
And near-on fucked
With cobwebs on me arse
I'll just thank Christ
Oh, that I've survived
On my amazing grass

Amazing grass
How sweet the smell
That made a wreck of me
I once was straight
But now off me face
Oh, can I have another toke please

Amazing grass
How sweet the smell
That made a wreck of me
I once was straight

Oh, all heads and no fucking leaves
Amazing grass
How sweet thou art
That made a wreck of me
I once was straight
Oh, woo, shit-faced
Oh, can I have somethin' to eat

Amazing grass
How sweet the smell
That made a wreck of me

Pass the munchies please
Amazing grass
How sweet
I once was straight
Pass the Mars bars, please

Amazing grass
I once was fucking straight
Pass the fucking Mars bars