Alice Donut Dorothy

I think I saw her on "Lifestyles of the famous"
Her dad was very debonair in his designer colostomy
Little pink ribbons and a taffetta napkin
Curls, curls, curls in her perfect hair

Out in the streets a man's sucking on a bottle
She hands him a nickel cause life is unfair
Politically she's so correct, she's always dressed in black
She wants to go uptown, she wants to try some crack


Dorothy you're shoes are fabulous
Beefy calves in poppy fields
Flying monkeys dressed like bellman
Dorothy you're melting


Mother is quite scandalized be her addict's taste
She sent her to the Hamptons with a republican date
Now Dorothy is pregnant with a fascist baby
Bellyfull of nothing but mommy's disgrace


Dorothy you're shoes are fabulous
Beefy calves in poppy fields
Flying monkeys dressed like bellman
Dorothy you're melting


Lifestyles of the rich and famous
Blue chip family stock swept under the rug