The Macc Lads Boddies

You've not been going down the pub, you've not been playing darts,
You've not been doing what you should,
You've been hanging out with your tart
You've got to get some Boddies down thee,
We've had quite enough,
You've got to get some ale inside thee,
Coz you're a fucking poof.
The Bear's Head's not the same without you, and you've stopped buying flares,
We've seen you drinking halves of lager,
You've even been washing your hair
You've got to get some Boddies down thee,
We know where its at,
You've got to get some ale inside thee,
Coz you're a fucking twat

You've got to get some Boddies down thee, you've been where you shouldn't,
You've got to get some ale inside thee,
Coz you're a fucking cunt.