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"You Go, Girl!"  |
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... Or Worse |
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A Rapid Series of Comical Noises! |
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Abortion Doctor From Hell! |
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Advertising |
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Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus, Great Sources of Ridicule! |
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American Way and the Bible |
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Amish Kid |
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Austin Powers Saying "Yeah Baby" |
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Black Stuff |
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Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References! |
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CES and Porn |
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Comedy Death Ray |
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Crack Baby |
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Crucifixion |
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Dating |
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Diarrhea Moustache |
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Dr. Kevorkian |
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End of Show |
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Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals! |
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Fake Tits / Real Beer |
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Fetal Tissue |
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Flying on a Mexican Plane |
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Footprints |
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Freebird |
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Going to Turkey |
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Goodnight Assholes! |
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High Times |
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I Can't Get Beer in Me... |
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If Baseballs Had AIDS on Them |
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If You Care |
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Inside the Actor's Studio, Acting, James Lipton |
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Introduction |
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I've Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood! |
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Las Vegas |
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Lazy Business Ideas |
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Lesson Learned |
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Lunch With Frankenstein |
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Magic Trick |
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Me and Drugs |
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Media Violence |
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Miles for Kids |
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Monica Lewinsky and the Three Bears |
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My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said! |
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My Daughter's First Date |
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My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny! |
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My Wife's Crazy! |
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Opening Song (The Sultan's Revenge) |
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Organ Donation |
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Pandering to the Locals! |
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Phone Call From a Cranky Terrorist |
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Porn |
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Porn Convention |
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Promise Keepers |
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Protest Singer Ainsley Mctree |
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Random Goofabouts |
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REALLY Silly Religious Crazies. I Mean, Double, Triple Crazy!! |
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Religion |
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Sex on the Internet!? |
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Shaving the Pope's Pussy |
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Silly Religious Crazies |
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Sing Along |
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Socks and Shoes |
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Spiderman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman on the Rag |
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Stephen Hawking |
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That One Show About Drugs and Stuff |
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The Most Surreal Thing and Egg Wave |
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The South |
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Virgin Mary |
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Water Into Wine |
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Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete! |
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When All Is Said and Done, I Am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience as I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since the Mid-Eighties! |
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When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as "Quirky" but It's Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish! |
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Where We Are Now Back in September '09 |
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Wills to Pets |
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Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus! |
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Xian Airline Food |
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Year 2000 |
