Johnny "Guitar" Watson Ain't That a Bitch

Eew, Lord have mercy, I can't get ahead, no way I try Everything is out of pocket, somebody do somethin' The brother's situation is abstract, listen, mmListen I'm workin' 40 hours, six long days And I'm highly embarrassed ev'rytime I get my pay And they're workin' everybody Lord, they're workin' poor folks to death And when you pay your rent and your car Note, you ain't got a damn thing leftAin't that a bitch - yes it is Somebody doin' somethin' slick - It's got me wonderin', which is which Might as well go uptown and dig a ditch Ain't that a bitch - yes it is - now ain't that a bitchBut let me tell you about my qualifications I program computers I know accounting and psychology I took a coarse in business And I can speak a little Japanese - Got to work two years to get one week off with pay And when I'm on my job, I better watch every word I sayAin't that a bitch - ha ha, boy Somebody doin' somethin' slick - downtown It's got me wonderin', which is which Might as well go uptown and dig a ditch Ain't that a bitch - it's way too cold - ain't that a bitch Make me wanna hollerAh Lord, Lord, Lord, have mercy to see Won't somebody please help me to see now, Lord I wanna play the guitar, come here guitar Aw, somebody doin' somethin' slickNow listen at this Stopped at the supermarket to get myself somethin' to eat And when I looked at the prices, it knocked me off of my feet I was in the baloney section, and I had to take myself a close look Now Abdul Jabar couldn't have made these prices with a sky hookAin't that a bitch - he he, yes it is Somebody doin' somethin' slick - It's got me wonderin', which is which Might as well go uptown and dig a ditch Ain't that a bitch - hm - so ain't that a bitchOh, ain't that a -------- bitch Sure is somethin' slick goin' on, sure is somethin' slick Sure is somethin' slick goin' on, sure is somethin' slick Ain't that a -------- bitch Sure is somethin' slick goin' on, sure is somethin' slick Sure is somethin' slick goin' on, somebody sure is slickAin't that a -------- bitch Sure is somethin' slick goin' on, sure is somethin' slick Sure is somethin' slick goin' on, sure is somethin' slick Sure is somethin' slick goin' on, sure is somethin' slick Ain't that a -------- bitch Sure is somethin' slick goin' on, somebody sure is slick ....