Rocket From the Crypt Dick on a Dog

Is it red? (Yeah!)
Is it red? (Yeah!)
Is it red? (Yeah!)
How red is it? (I don't know)
It's like a dick on a dog!

It's like a dick on a dog
It's like a dick on a dog, yeah yeah
It's like a dick on a dog
It's like a huh-huh!

Come on and feel that sweat drippin' down my leg, trickle past my thigh - make it soaking wet
The only way to get it is to kick it - hah!
So kick it real good and watch it get red

(Shake - shake) come on and shake it up
(Shake - shake) come on and dance with me
(Shake - shake) come on and shake it up
(Shake - shake)

The man cracks down on the brand new moves
The kids don't want it but the folks approve
Don't get even - don't get mad
Just shake it 'til you're wet and make it get red-hot!

(Shake - shake) come on and shake it up
(Shake - shake) come on and dance with me
(Shake - shake) come on and shake it up
(Shake - shake)

(Hey - hey) it's like a dick on a dog ( x3)
(Hey - hey) it's like a ho-hey!

(Shake - shake) come on and shake it up
(Shake - shake) come on and dance with me
(Shake - shake) come on and shake it up
(Shake - shake)

No standing around
No more being bound
I got the new colossus
No more feeling dumb
Hold hands all as one
So we can work it ruby red

(Hey - hey) it's like a dick on a dog ( x11)
(Hey - hey) it's a ho-hey!