Bar and Grill Singers Three Wise Judges

When my trials come all undone
The judge was wrong, the bad guy won
Take it up appellate courts are fun
Three wise judges say what should be done

No discovery, no such grief
Just a transcript and a brief
Three wise judges say I should have won

They'll always write a great opinion
Making the law so clear
I'll get my name in every Reporter
Helping my career

They're not quick when they decide
Four long years - my client died
Three wise judges taking their sweet time
Years and years!
Three wise judges taking their sweet time

Thank you twosheds for submitting this lyric.