Bar and Grill Singers Reversed and Rendered

I signed a judgement for a million,
the verdict was intact
But it was subject to appeal and
they sent that judgement back
They wrote upon it:
Reversed and rendered, redress unknown
No such statute, no such code
It had an error - harmful at that
I keep on trying 'em but those cases
keep coming back

And then I had another case with issues just the same
So then I ruled the other way but it came
right back again
Unanimously:
Reversed and rendered, redress unknown
No such stature, no such code

Next time I'll just remind myself:
"You're gonna get reversed again"
At least I won't have to work very hard
Unless it's a "remand"
I'd rather have it:
Reversed and rendered