Bar and Grill Singers Operator

Operator: give me information
Information, give me long distance
Long distance, give me the Supreme Court!

Operator: information
Get the Chief Justice on the line
Operator: information
I'd like to speak to a friend of mine
Error is the number: appeals is the exchange
Republican's the street and Renquist is his name
Oh operator: information, please give me Renquist on the line

Operator: information
Tell him I'm calling
Operator: information
I've gotta problem with a slip and fall
The trial court made an error
The appeals court did the same
The plaintiff wasn't careful -
My client took the blame
Operator: information
Please give me Renquist on the line

Operator: information
Please help me (if you can)
Oh, operator: information
Please connect me with the man
Don't you worry 'bout the money
I will pay the fee
Just clear an open line
And please grant cert for me
Operator: information
Please give me Renquist on the line
Please give me justice on the line
Please give me justice on the line
Yeah!