Bar and Grill Singers Appointed Forever

Imagine me as God. I do
I think about it day and night
It feels so right to be a federal district judge
And know that I'm appointed forever

I was appointed by the President
A revelation told that I was heaven sent
And Congress in their wisdom granted their consent
Appointed forever

I'm a federal judge and I'm smarter than you
for all my life
I can do whatever I want to do for all my life
Bring to me discovery - no matter what the issue is I guarantee
Somebody will be sanctioned as the penalty
And there'll be no error

My decisions cannot be questioned by you
I'm always right
And my wise discretion is never abused, for all my life

Think of me as royalty
When you appear before fall upon your knees
All knowing and omnipotent
It's nice to be appointed forever

Even all the very worst, if you decide to take me up to get reversed
You'll have to get the circuit court to hear you first
And that takes forever
Appointed forever...employed forever...appointed forever