Canibus Get Retarded

Artist: Canibus
Album: Can-I-Bus
Song: Get Retarded
Producer: Salaam 'The Chameleo' Remi
Time: 4:07

[Intro: sample scratched]
"I-I-I, want, to.."
"G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Get retarded"
"G-G-G-G-G-G-Get retarded"
"Get re-Get re-Get retarded"
"G-G-G-G-G-G-Get retarded"
"I, want, to.."
"G-G-G-G-G-G-Get retarded"

[Canibus]
Niggas is phoney, fronting like they masters of ceremonies //
None of you suckers are even remotely close to me //
To be nice, I sacrifice things like no sleep //
I keep a library of lyrics on microfiche //
Creating concepts so deep, niggas quote me //
They rewind then interpret my rhymes to they homies //
I've advanced beyond your flows, eons ago //
It's inevitable in ninety-eight I'ma blow //
Ever since eighty-four, I've been in it to win it //
But see back then, we used to battle by spinning on the cement //
You can't even absorb the rhymes I record //
Or resolve the deep laws of the physics involved //
I travel to the end of the universe and beyond //
Parsecs, out of range from a cellular Star Tec //
From the galaxy of Andromeda; I puzzle niggas //


[Chorus: Canibus "sample"]
Aiyo, nine out of ten of these rap artists is garbage
"G-G-G-G-G-G-Get retarded"
You spineless, rhymeless, niggaz is heartless
"Get re-Get re-Get retarded"
Aiyyo, I came to see that hip-hop is never tarnished
"G-G-G-G-G-G-Get retarded"
So I {*echoes*}
"I, want, to.."
"G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Get retarded"

[Canibus]
All I really want is you niggas to stop biting //
All I really want is you niggas to start writing //
All I really want is you niggas to be original //
And start spitting some lyrical shit that I can listen to //
You haven't written the perfect rhyme yet //
You don't even know the sequences to the Human Genome Project //
You haven't come to terms with your God yet //
And you refuse to believe in Unidentified Flying Objects //
When I bomb shit, I get retarded; probably more than you bargained //
I'm talking about ripping a mic off your arm shit //
Hype shit, blow up a mic shit, you might get //
Beat the fuck up in broad daylight with a nightstick //
To the British, I'm Ghandi //
To the Japanese, I'm an American pilot flying over Nagasaki //
To the AIDS patient, I'm your last antibody //
Sitting and waiting for a cure from modern biology //

Chorus

[Canibus]
I be looking directly into the human eye to see if you pussy //
And completely ruin your ability to lie to me //
I pull a nine on a bully, cock back the cannon //
God damnit, I don't think you fully understand it //
Ask nine out of ten niggas on the planet //
Who the best is, the question will go unanswered //
’Till I step up, to the front line with rhymes //
Revving my engines like they were powered by Lemans //
Murdering niggas with lyrics manufactured within //
My DNA's double-helix, I leave you in troubled spirits //
I'm absolutely the purest, breed of emcee //
From the United States of America to Europe I deserve it //
However you want to word it, I'm perfect //
Touch my microphone on accident, and get murdered on purpose //
Motherfucker! //
"I, want, to.."
"G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Get retarded"

[Outro: sample]
"G-G-G-G-G-G-Get retarded"
"Get re-Get re-Get retarded"
"G-G-G-G-G-G-Get retarded"
"G-G-G-G-G-G-Get retarded"