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A Cigarette Is All You Get  |
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A Discussion of Bowel Difficulties During the Performance |
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A Hilariously Derisive Account of My Heritage Ensues, as I Banter on, Ever More Wittily, the Scotch Now Coursing Through My Body as I Experience an Ever-Increasing Alcohol-Induced Euphoria |
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A Poem, "Scientific Management", Is Read |
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Afternoons & Coffeespoons |
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An Aside Regarding Prostitution |
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Androgynous |
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Another Poem, Entitled "Circumcision", Is Read |
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Baby One More Time |
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Bette Davis Eyes |
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Cocaine |
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Da Do Ron Ron |
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Delilah |
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Encore |
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Give Yourself a Hand |
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God Shuffled His Feet |
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He Liked to Feel It |
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I Want to Par-Tay! |
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Introductory Remarks |
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Keep a Lid on Things |
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La Grange |
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Mmm Mmm Mmm |
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My Freedom From All Stds Is Firmly and Self-Servingly Established |
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My Reputation in the Politically Correct Press as 'Crash Test Drunkard' |
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Oral Sex Is Proffered by Mr. Roberts in Order to Compensate a Customer for the High Ticket Price |
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Relation Between Bass Baritone Guitar and the Penis Is Discussed |
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Superman's Song |
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The String Change Song |
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Torontonians: Pros and Cons |
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Trident Gum Theme |
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Unbreak My Heart |
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Understand Your Man |
