Tool Hooker With a Penis

I met a boy
Wearing Vans, 501's
And a dope Beastie tee, nipple rings, new tattoos that claimed that he
Was OGT
After '92
From The first EP

And in between
Sips of Coke
He told me that
He thought
We were sellin' out
Layin' down
Suckin' up
To the man

Well now I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy
Before you point the finger
You should know that I'm the man
If I'm the man
Then you're the man
And he's the man as well
So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass

All you know about me is what I've sold you
Dumb fuck
I sold out long before you ever even heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record
Dip shit
And then you bought one

I've got some
A-dvice for you, little buddy
Before you point your finger
You should know that I'm the man
If I'm the fuckin' man
Then you're the fuckin' man as well
So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass

All you know about me is what I've sold you
Dumb fuck
I sold out long before you ever even heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record
Dip shit
And then you bought one

All you read and
Wear or see and
Hear on TV
Is a product
Begging for your
Fatass dirty
Dollar

Shut up and

Buy, buy, buy, my new record
Buy, buy, buy
Send more money
Fuck you, buddy
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