Bob & Tom Camel Toe

YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL GIRL
AND YOUR PANTS ARE ON SO TIGHT
THAT WHEN YOU STAND JUST RIGHT
I CAN SEE IT ALL

WHEN YOU'RE ON THE BEACH
AND YOUR BIKINI'S SOAKING WET
I SEE A FUZZY SILHOUETTE
AS I LOOK DOWN BELOW
I SEE YOUR CAMEL TOE

[CHORUS 1]
YOUR BISCUIT, YOUR BEAVAGE, I SEE YOUR COOTER CLEAVAGE,
YOUR MONKEY, YOUR MUFFIN, YOU AIN’T HIDIN’ NOTHIN’
YOUR GUCCI, YOUR FLAPPER, YOUR SHOWIN’ OFF YOUR SNAPPER
YOUR CAMEL TOE
IT LOOKS SO RIGHT, SO BABY LET IT SHOW, LOOKS LIKE A BIG TACO
I SEE YOUR CAMEL TOE
MERCI MADAM WAH LA LE BEARDED CLAM

I COULD REALLY GO
FOR A SIDEWAYS SLOPPY JOE
OR A TUNA CASSEROLE
BABY, DON'T YOU KNOW

I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE
SO MUCH OF YOUR ANATOMY
YOUR JEANS ARE SO TIGHT
I’M LEARNING GYNAECOLOGY
I SEE YOUR CAMEL TOE

[CHORUS 2]
YOUR LABIA, YOUR VULVA, OH BABY YOU KNOW I LOVE YA
YOUR GENDER, YOUR VAGINA, NOTHING COULD BE FINER
IT’S FURRY, IT’S FLUFFY, LOOKIN’ KINDA PUFFY
YOUR CAMEL TOE
IT LOOKS SO RIGHT, SO BABY LET IT SHOW, LOOKS LIKE A BIG TACO
I SEE YOUR CAMEL TOE
MERCI, MADAM WAH LA LE BEARDED CLAM

[CHORUS 1]
YOUR BISCUIT, YOUR BEAVAGE, I SEE YOUR HOOTER CLEAVAGE,
YOUR MONKEY, YOUR MUFFIN, YOU AIN’T HIDIN’ NOTHIN’
YOUR GUCCI, YOUR FLAPPER, YOUR SHOWIN’ OFF YOUR SNAPPER
YOUR CAMEL TOE
IT LOOKS SO RIGHT, SO BABY LET IT SHOW, LOOKS LIKE A BIG TACO
I SEE YOUR CAMEL TOE